Humorous Essays

How to Give a Good Reading Despite Your Myriad Neuroses

HOW TO GIVE A GOOD READING DESPITE YOURSELF Photo Courtesy of Kane Reinhold Have you ever been to a reading where the author creeps apologetically to the podium and then stammers through page after page without once changing expression or making eye contact with the audience?  Plenty of good writers give bad readings. It’s painful

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A Cautionary Tale: Don't Iron Your Clothes While They are on Your Body, No Matter How Late You Are

DON’T IRON YOUR CLOTHES ON YOUR BODYNO MATTER HOW LATE YOU ARE Photo Courtesy of Annie Spratt 0:00 / 0:00 A Cautionary Tale The phone rang at six p.m.  I was supposed to meet my husband and his colleagues at a fancy restaurant downtown for dinner at 6:15. I was running so late that I

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Hanging from the Weakest Limb of that Twisted Tree Called Love OR How to Survive Rejection

HOW TO SURVIVE REJECTION Photo Courtesy of Jakayla Toney I am an expert in the field of rejection.  I stand before you today with exquisitely impressive rejection credentials.  I’ve been rejected by The New Yorker, The Atlantic Monthly, Ploughshares, a top children’s book agency in California, and my first grade boyfriend, Walter Flemke, may he

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